Hetalia Princess Meme

So I did another meme. Why I haven't posted any more of my drawings is beyond me, but I'm still here!
Blank meme here: fav.me/d6pkvk5

King (Father): Germany
Come on, Ludwig would be a good father and a good king. He's a good leader and soldier, while at the same time, he is caring and level-headed.

Queen (Mother): Hungary
Because Erzebet kicks ass and would smash some skulls if anybody hurt her baby. Among the girls of Hetalia, she'd be one awesome Mamma.

Prince (Brother): Prussia
He's an excellent big brother. He'd always be there to back me up, even when he's being a jerk, but if he was as good a brother to Ludwig as my headcanons have suggested, then I think I'd be lucky to have him as a brother.

Princess (Sister): Fem!Prussia
BOOM. NYOTALIA. THAT JUST HAPPENED. Julchen would be the coolest big sister. I suppose here, she's Gil's twin sister, so both of them would teach me to be awesome, and both of them would teach me how to use a sword, but Julchen would be there as a sister when it comes to boy troubles, drama, and other girly problems.

Lover: England
And this just came as no bloody surprise to anyone. I'm a sucker for a gentleman, and a gentleman pirate? *Swoon.* I'm a fangirl, I can't help myself, but despite being a sarcastic git at times, I imagine he'd be a good and loving husband, if not a bit possessive in private. Lol, fuck the kingdom, I'mma be a pirate queen!

Guardian: Turkey
Sadik would be that one fun guard among the court and the army that jokes and plays around with the Royal Family's children, becoming their favourite by bringing them treasures from campaigns overseas, telling them jokes and stories and having playfights with them.

Servant: Lithuania
IT IS SCARY ENOUGH THAT WE LOOK ALIKE AND HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY. He would be an understanding and loyal servant, though. And no, I would not employ Feliks as my horse-master just so they can hang out, I'm not letting him paint my stables pink or put ribbons on my horses.

Housewife: Ukraine
Katyusha seems a little old-fashioned from her portrayal in the anime. She works on her own little farm, she carries around a pitchfork, she mends her own clothes, bakes her own bread- so as hardworking as she is, I think she's still a little old fashioned and would go about sweeping and cleaning the castle. Maybe it's a joke about how behind Ukraine is in comparison to the rest of the Yugoslav and the rest of Europe?

Cooks 1+2: France and China
If I had an option for a third cook, I'd have the whole gourmet trio working my kitchens. French and Chinese cuisine are two of my biggest weaknesses when it comes to food, unfortunately. Also, I think Sadik would be good friends with them, despite him stealing food to share with me.

Best friend (boy): Italy Romano
I imagine I could be just another kid around Romano, the two of us just being a couple of vulgar brats and calling each other names for the sake of fun. I'm pretty sure he'd be the one daring me to pull something stupid for the sake of it, like getting a tomato tattoo or something. I'd have to make him kiss Antonio as revenge, though. Nobody makes me look like an idiot and gets away with it, not in my kingdom!

Best friend (girl): Belgium
Manon would hang with me and Romano all the time, and she'd probably be the mastermind of our pranks. Maybe we could all play instruments and sing together in the markets sometimes just to get a little extra money and then just goof off during our siesta with whatever bread, cheese or fruit we buy in the markets with it. Perfect afternoon... = w =

The one who cheers you up: Italy Veneziano
Feliciano would probably hang with me, Romano and Manon and be the one in charge of cheering me up when I'm upset or when my life as a princess is a pain in the ass. He'd probably just bring some bread, cheese and prosciutto and he'd let me talk it out over lunch until I'm done ranting and the food's just there to make us both feel better, then he'll calm me down by saying I'm doing a good job, that I have people who love me and they don't mean to pressure me because they just want me to be successful and I won't go anywhere without a good push in the right direction.

Comedians: Australia and America
These two know how to joke around like a couple of clowns. Australian and American comedians are often some of my favourites. Robin Williams, Adam Hills, Dane Cook- they're all funny, so I can imagine Alfred and Jack giving everyone a good laugh.

Who wants to steal me: Spain
Because it would be rude to say Russia like everyone else seems to be doing. Ivan's really just looking for a friend, and because of the trouble he's been through, it's hard for him to express himself in a way we deem proper. But between the Spanish and English, the Conquistadores were some seriously crazy jerks. Basically Antionio would be like "hand over your daughter or we'll burn your whole kingdom down." And then Arthur turns up with his crew and helps the soldiers drive them back. Remember what I said about him being 'a little possessive'?

Artist: Ancient Rome
Romulus would be crazy on that canvas. And since I already hang with his grandsons, then he'd have a good relationship with the Royal Family and get invited to all the good parties to paint scenes of them. He'd also give me and his grandsons art lessons.

Fighters: Norway, Denmark and Sweden.
Vikings, motherfuckers. Do not fuck with them.

Shop seller: Netherlands
The folks of the Netherlands were excellent salesmen, judging from that one episode from Beautiful World. Smart salesman make for a good economy.

Personal teacher: Austria
Because Roderich would be that stereotypical "You must be a lady" kind of teacher who would punish me for skipping class to hang with my friends. I imagine he'd just want me to do well and be educated, but still, he'd probably be boring me half to death.

Personal Spy and Thief: Belarus
Since Natalya is good with her throwing knives, she'd be invaluable as a spy and a thief. Also, I could employ her as an assassin should the need arise.

Hetalia is (c)
Meme by Mizu1993